Funny Riddles #2 — Answers

Answers for Funny Riddles Set 2. The final riddle is the only one here that is not a joke, and its explanation is worth reading properly.

#1easy

What has four wheels and flies?

Answer: a garbage truck

A garbage truck has four wheels, and it attracts flies wherever it goes.

#2easy

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Answer: fsh

Remove both letter I's from 'fish' and all you have left is 'fsh'.

#3medium

What kind of tree fits neatly in your hand?

Answer: a palm tree

The flat part of your hand is your palm, which makes it a palm tree.

#4medium

Why did the bicycle fall over on its own?

Answer: it was two tired

It was 'two tired', which sounds exactly like 'too tired'.

#5medium

What do you call a bull that is fast asleep?

Answer: a bulldozer

A bull that dozes is a bulldozer.

#6hard

The person who makes it does not need it. The person who buys it does not use it. The person who uses it does not know they are. What is it?

Answer: a coffin

A coffin is made by a carpenter, bought by the family, and used by someone who is no longer alive to notice.